some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)

plutonymph:

why cant i be as beautiful as flowers?

Anonymous asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material